I HATE Sando Aqua Monsters: Team Star Fox Versus Sando Aqua Monsters

In this post, I will talk about why the awesome Team Star Fox is victorious over any Sando Aqua Monster on all fronts. Star Fox is my favorite story featuring starfighters, anthro animals are fine by me, I am color blind to such difference as Gene Roddenberry was. I definitely prefer Star Fox over Star Wars any day.

Team Star Fox Symbol

Star Fox is a Nintendo video game series that was first started in the year 1993 during the time of the Super Nintendo (SNES). The Original Star Fox video game did not have the Team Star Fox Mothersip known as the Great Fox. The seeds of the Great Fox were sewn in a Star Fox 2 video game that was designed for the SNES, but was probably cancelled due to the introduction of the Nintendo 64 by 1996. Star Fox 64 was the first Star Fox video game to fully feature the Great Fox. There were other Star Fox videos games that came after for the later Nintendo Gamecube called Star Fox Adventures (2002) and Star Fox Assault (2005). The main villains of Star Fox include the Emperor Andross and the Aparoid Queen. There were a few Star Fox games created after Star Fox Assault. Now that I have told you a little bit about Star Fox, I will tell you about exactly why Team Star Fox will defeat any Sando Aqua Monster (including Force sensitive Sandos and Sando Aqua Jedi Knights).

First of all, Arwings can fly while the Sando Aqua Jedi cannot even fly. Secondly, Arwings are both a lot faster and far more maneuverable than any Sando Aqua Monster could be in their dreams. Thirdly, Arwings have deflector shields that take many hits before going down, it is very obvious that Sando Aqua Monsters have no deflector shields. An Arwing's lasers realistically should move at the speed of light unless they are high-yield plasma, which in that case would go close to the speed of light. Either way, the Sando Aqua Jedi has no time ot react. Arwings also carry smart nova bombs that do serious damage and are capable of killing any Sando Aqua Monster in one go. The Great Fox's two massive turrets can even blasy entire asteroids with only one shot; therefore, would overpower and crush the Sando Aqua Jedi that Tussy created in one shot. Fox McCloud's piloting prowess is unmatched. The Force will not be able to save the Sando Aqua Jedi since it is utter bollocks and the creation of SICK brains along with Zombie Jesus. It is not possible for that Jedi Sando Aqua Monster to defeat Team Star Fox for the obvious reasons that I have stated.

I am angry at the Sando Aqua Monster for torturing and eating Colo Claw Fish. I have strong feelings in favor of protecting Colo Claw Fish and I am a staunch Colo Claw Fish protector. I consider it a felony to kill Colo Claw Fish. The Sando Aqua Criminal is proven guilty beyond all measure when charged with the horrendous crime of biting Colo Claw Fish in two and eating them. Sando Aqua Monsters are CRIMINALS!