Now I will talk about a CHEATING tactic known as Moving the Goalposts!
Definition: A unfair cheating tactic in which someone suddenly changes the original standards of proof once their opponent as met them. This is a desperate means of claiming victory when one has clearly lost the debate. This is not only illogical, this is CHEATING!
Sando wankers when confronted with the overwhelming evidence that their mascot is guaranteed to be beaten in fights with Godzilla or the Cloverfield beast create fantasies about the Sando Aqua Monster becoming a Jedi knight. And one good sample is this Star Wars Artist Guild (SWAG)) image by a Sando fan girl known as Tussy.
A Sando lover said to have a fight between Godzilla and the Jedi Master Sando pictured above to have a clash of the use of force vs the "Force". Unfortunately for those losers, Godzilla will still beat the Sando Aqua Jedi in a fight since his fiery breath is much wider than the Sando Jedi's light saber. That light saber would only block a fraction of Godzilla's breath where the rest is free to bypass the light saber and burn up the Sando. And the Jedi mind trick would be useless against Godzilla too since Godzilla is strong minded. So the winner as it turns out would be Godzilla, no contest.
The Sando Aqua Jedi was a goalpost move against the fact that the Cloverfield beast would shred the Sando in a fight. Cloverfield will still win the fight against a Jedi Master Sando. The massive long frontal arms can reach out and easily grab the Sando Aqua Jedi in the arm holding the light saber and get it out of the Sando's hand and perhaps use it against the Sando Jedi. The long frontal arms give Cloverfield a distance advantage over the Sando Aqua Monster. In my previous post I give reasons why the Cloverfield beast would defeat the Sando Aqua Monster. And the winner is my flagship leviathan from Cloverfield, hands down.
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| Cloverfield Leviathan |
My favorite images of Cloverfield (above) and the Sando Aqua Monster (below) of all time.
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| Sando Aqua Monster |
Yeah I agree Godzilla would devour the Sando Aqua Monster. But Cloverfield is by far the most disappointing and weak movie monster there ever was. An unimaginative five year old could have designed cloverfield, its so generic. The Sando Aqua Monster would break its bones with a single tail whip.
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