Cloverflield Vs Sando Aqua Monster: Ad Hoc Reasoning

Hello, this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer and I just have to post this because on a forum when I posted a thread that explains the unquestionable Cloverfield victory over the Sando Aqua Monster, some Sando Aqua Lovers used apologetics and certain logical fallacies.  But I know for a FACT that my flagship leviathan will win regardless of what the Sando fans say.  I LOVE the Cloverfield giant!  In this post I will be talking about desperate Ad Hoc Reasoning.

Ad Hoc Reasoning

Definition: A logical fallacy in which after one's position has been refuted, they look for things to to try and make their shot down argument appear valid.  This is fallacious because making a defeated argument appear valid does not change the fact that it is invalid in reality.

The following sample was by a Sando wanker going by the pseudonym of "Splatter Cat" who claimed that it was "Proof that the Sando Aqua Monster responds to the Force."

And the above image is EXACTLY WHY I want the glorious Cloverfield leviathan to destroy the abominable Sando Aqua Monster in an animal face-off and is a major reason as to why I am an atheist.  And why did this sadistic act turn me into an atheist some of  you might ask me, let me explain.  The evil Sando tortured that poor eel in the name of the Force since the Jedi in the Bongo had the Force guide them to the point of endangering  the Colo Claw for no good reason whatsoever and that is just like the SPANISH INQUISITION!  I am also an atheist because of the real ills of religion such as the crusades, aforementioned Spanish Inquisition, holocaust, witch hunts, homophobia, 9/11, stupidity, willful ignorance, etc.  I say, "Summon the Cloverfield Beast!"

Splatter Cat's pathetic Ad Hoc Reasoning does not change the fact that the mighty Cloverfield animal will win the fight.  I did research on the two clashing predators before predetermining the outcome.  The Cloverfield beast is about TWICE the length of the Sando and is wider than the Sando is long with the frontal arms outstretched.  Cloverfield was bombed TWICE and survived blasts that would have otherwise decimated a Sando Aqua Monster and remained relatively uninjured from such attacks.  The 160-200m Sando was a full grown adult while this animal despite being bigger than Sando was only an infant/juvenile.  This animal probably has Bucky balls in its skin and nanotubes in its bones etc.  It can punch through entire steel structures with ease.  Plus it has parasites that drop off by the hundreds at any one given time that only one of them biting a human can cause a human to explode.  Hundreds of these dog-sized parasites would seriously injure a Sando Aqua Monster.  Face it, the Cloverfield behemoth has the ultimate advantage over its Sando Aqua Opponent.  The Cloverfield creature despite being a baby is thousands of years old, older the the precious 6,000 years that creationist zombies such as NephilimFree like to believe is the age of Earth and the Universe.  The Sando can only live about one century while the Cloverfield species matures slowly into deep time and has a staggeringly long lifespan.  Plus I am convinced that the Cloverfield animal can perform interstellar travel via some sort of warp drive which the Sando cannot do.  At last I will have my REVENGE against the Sando Aqua Menace!

Cloverfield Specs:

Total Length: 365.8 meters
Maximum Width (arms outstretched): 225.6 meters
Height: 153 meters

Above is an Audio Surf video to the mood song for the looming Cloverfield victory over the Sando Aqua Monster: Time Is Running Out ~ Muse