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| My Flagship Leviathan |
Versus
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| Naboo's sadistic deep sea denizen |
Cloverfield wins, hands down!
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
A Proposal: Cloverfield Naboo
I strongly advocate an anti-bullying Cloverfield film set in the seas of Naboo in which my flagship leviathan takes on Naboo's sadistic deep-sea denizen. The premise is that Sando Aqua Monsters are being thugilicious bullies who get arousal and excitement out of ripping Colo Claw Fish in two and then eating them. The Cloverfield beast would be the bigger and tougher guy that the Sando Aqua Bullies run into and Clover would be a Colo Claw Fish Protector. I call for Lucasfilm, Paramount Pictures, and Bad Robot Productions to make this excellent anti-bullying cosmic hit. I see someone else on YouTube in the comments section of a Cloverfield-related YouTube video completely agrees with me on this; if you too agree, feel free to leave a comment on this post.
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ReplyDeleteYou are a liar, the Cloverfield Monster WINS by default due to a VARIETY of reasons. First of all, Cloverfield is TWICE as big as sando as a BABY which is proven by the creators of Cloverfield, Cloverfield can wirtstand militayr attacks that would have killed even Jedi Sandos such as air strikes, this thing has HUNDREDS of dog-sized parasites, long frontal arms. Just imagine how big an adult versions cuh as its mother would be, she could easily squash any sando with impunity.
DeleteCloverfield Body Specs:
Total Lenght: 1200ft (365.8m)
Maximum width arms outstretched: 740ft (225.6m)
Height: 350ft
Sando Length: 160-200m
I will block you if you still insist that the sando will win against my flagship leviathan.
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