Monday, September 10, 2012

Godzilla Sucks Balls

I just have to say this.  This may sound like a tangent for this anti-Sando blog, but I must do this.  I will be usingthis blog to basg Godzilla who is just like Hexxus from Fern Gully.  I loathe Godzilla for the following reasons:
  1. He originates form man distorting nature
  2. He is a terrorist into needless destruction
  3. He embodies might makes right
  4. He fosters an informal logical fallacy known as appeal to force (argumentum ad baculum)
Both Godzilla and Hexxus derive energy from pullution, are very destructive, seek revenge, and issue out threats.  The two are the same type of characters and both of them are WORSE than any Sando Aqua Monster.
Godzilla
Hexxus
Cloverfield Monster
Despite what those who disagree say, the Cloverfield monster is one of the very few beasts that can slay Godzilla along with Mecha Godzilla.  The Cloverfield Monster is not at all like Godzilla or Hexxus in that its only reason for its city-devastating rampage was that it was a lost juvinille from its mother in a foreign environment.  This spooked the animal to the nth degree as to why it went on its rampage.  This can all b e proven in "I Saw It!  It's Alive! It's Huge!"





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