Godzilla is INDECENT!

Hello, this is a Breast Not Bombs-style salute to Godzilla.  Godzilla is an evil concept that glorifies terrorism, revenge for things that are not really that bad, and appeal to force (argumentum ad baculum).  The evil Super Godzilla 12 who gave upo on me only because he was so frustrated that he would never manipulate me is a reason to condemn Godzilla.  SG12 used Goidzilla to passive aggressivley attack The Lion King's Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa in all but three videos abotu mehe made and his Lion King review.  Howevcer, Godzilla does not necessarily glorify crackpots, anti-Lion King fanaticism, or those toher problems and can be just as easily used to needlessly attack something else as the image below proves.

I was going to get another image of Godzilla burning up Jar jar with his breath which seems to have disappeared from the Internet, but that above image proves my point just fine.  Sg12 wants to get back at Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa and wanted to get back at me all because those characters and I do not let jhim have his way.  SG12 was largely lying about me in his final word video on me and outright verbally attacking me the messanger and refusing to discuss the message, even with no Godzilla.  He was upset that I want to outlaw Godzilla, but he needs to realize that he is the person who compelled me to render Godzilla a crime in the first place.  The Super Godzilla Gravy Train is leaving the station and I will have a FINAL Word on the guy and compare him ot Mike Wong of StarDestroyer.Net and my character of Fredrick Galacito Impcus (a.k.a. Mr FTL).  Godzilla is just like Hexxus from FernGully and Nero from Star Trek 11.  My final word will be a blog post.

Godzilla is INDECENT!

Another StarDestroyer.Net parody

Now I will have another parody of Star Destroyer.Net and quite different too.

Let's imagine a pernicious website calling itself GodzillaRules.Net that is nothing but a smear campaign against The Lion King run by a wacko who is like Super Godzilla 12 is on YouTube who shares SG12's stupid reason fr hating The Lion King but he is worse.  This fictional guy is named Matthew Wongo and he wants Godzilla to murder the characters of Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa all because this guy thinks that they are evil.  He coins the term "Liontard" as an anti-Lion King epithet.  He takes anyone who defends The Lion King or even likes The Lion King for idiots.  This hypothetical site is more about bashing The Lion King and does nto say much about Godzilla as a whole.  I hope that from this you will start to see what such a hateful website like StarDestroyer.Net is all about, bigoted smear campaigning.

StarDestroyer.Net Parody

This post is in response to a harmful Star Wars fan website called StarDestroyer.Net that is devoted to smear campaigning against Star Trek.  Michael Wong is the creator of StarDestroyer.Net and his goal is to make Star Trek look very bad to the general public.  He accuses Star Trek of promoting racism, communism, and oppression and his website is totally responsible for the coining of the word "Trektard" as in an "English to Trektard Dictionary".  ImperialWiki is the Wiki for StarDestroyer.Net.

So let's image a hypothetical Star Wars fan site called SandoAquaMonster.Net (a Star Wars marine mammal) which is a smear campaign against James Cameron's Avatar.  A fictional character named Wayne Tussy Aqualiak sets up this site named after his very favorite animal and his goal is to give Avatar a very bad reputation in the eyes of the general public.  Aqualiak hates Avatar with a purple passion because that film overtook Star Wars in the box office.  The guy is homosexual and he accuses Avatar of promoting homophobia and communism.  I am not at all homophobic, my Sirius Breast Man character is gay.  Then he has a SandoAquaWiki for his SAM.net and coined the word "Avatard" as an anti-Avatar epithet.  This hypothetical site is more about destroying all respect for Avatar than it is about saying how a Sando Aqua Monster lives.  I hope that by reading this imaginary scenario, you will see what such a pernicious website like StarDestroyer.Net is all about, smear campaigning and alienation.

Cranky Crabby THREATENS Kyle Colo: Appeal to FORCE (Argumentum ad BACULUM)

Force Argument (Ad Baculum) meaning argument of the "stick" or the "CUDGEL"!

Definition: An informal logical fallacy in which the arguer THREATENS the persuadee that unpleasant consequences will follow if they do not accept the conclusion.  A force argument is fallacious because the threat of force does not necessarily prove the conclusion to be correct.

Force Argument (Ad Baculum)

The Arguer: Hal Cranky Crabby

Hal Cranky Crabby; more commonly known as Cranky Crabby, is a very troubled crustacean who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) and also has obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).  Cranky nearly lost his life at a seafood restaurant on a fishing peir at a beach and barely escaped from the seafood chefs and the seafood lover in you.  He feels that his OCD will keep him safe from seafood chefs and the seafood lover in you and from even thinking about them.  He is terrified of any flashy behaviors for fear that they would put him at risk of seafood chefs and the seafood lover in you.  Upon his escape, he is befriended by a Sando Aqua Monster named Sabirius ChaKhan of Sando whom he cleans of parasites etc obsessively as a ritual for his "security blanket".  In real life obsessive cleaning such as washing one's own hands frequently or keeping everything obsessively spick and span are real OCD rituals that real people with OCD often have.

The Persuadee: Ewan Kyle Colo

Ewan Kyle Colo; more commonly known as Kyle Colo, is an easy going and very flashy colo claw fish and as fate would have it, he makes Cranky Crabby very nervous.  He tries to convince Cranky Crabby to get some treatment for his OCD and this of course pisses of Cranky in seconds flat.  The twin reasons why Cranky Crabby flips out at Kyle Colo are Kyle's flashy lifestyle and telling Cranky to get rid of his OCD.

Cranky Crabby's "security blanket"

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a neurological disorder consisting of obsessions and compulsions in which one has an obsessive fear of something and does compulsive rituals to try to alleviate the fear, but it only works for a short time.  OCD can only gradually go away with treatment in which one resists the urge for the rituals when the obsessive fears come up, taking a time span of months for example.

Cranky Crabby's threat: Sabirius ChaKhan of Sando

Sabirius ChaKhan of Sando is a quite lenient sando aqua monster who encourages Cranky Crabby to be obsessive-compulsive, especially since he loves the obsessive cleaning of his body by that crustacean.  He is more than eager to carry out Cranky's threats against Kyle Colo in return for the gratis service that Cranky eagerly provides.  In fact, he is Kyle Colo's arched foe even if it were not for Cranky Crabby.

"Ewan Kyle Colo, obsessive-compulsive disorder is by far the BEST security blanket EVER!  I need my OCD essentials to avoid seafood chefs and what humans call "the seafood lover in you" when talking to each other about eating guys like me or even thinking about those two types of things that almost killed me.  Flashy behavior is by far the WORST ABOMINATION that ever was since it endangers me and puts me at risk of seafood chefs and the seafood lover in humans!  If you don't let me have my OCD vitals and continue to be a showy eel, I will summon Sabirius ChaKhan of Sando so he can rip you in two and eat you for LUNCH!" - Cranky Crabby

Let examine this above argument by Hal Cranky Crabby.  There is a whole lot wrong with the aforementioned statement.  First of all, it is a force argument since Cranky Crabby is threatening Kyle Colo's life with becoming Sando Aqua Monster's lunch.  Plus there is no way that one can logically argue in favor of having OCD.  It seems that Cranky Crabby is also trying to make Kyle Colo feel sorry for him which is another type of logical fallacy known as a Pity Argument (Ad Misercordiam).  The pitiful state of Cranky fearing for his life due to seafood chefs and the seafood lover in you does not necessarily prove that OCD is the best security blanket or that being flashy is wrong.  Plus the threat of Sabirius ripping Kyle Colo in two and eating him for lunch does not necessarily prove that OCD is the best security blanket or that flashiness if bad.  OCD is definitely not a good security blanket at all since it is not healthy to be constantly anxious, worried, or paranoid which are some attributes to OCD.  Ewan Kyle Colo is not at all swayed by Hal Cranky Crabby's Ad Baculum.

Godzilla Sucks Balls

I just have to say this.  This may sound like a tangent for this anti-Sando blog, but I must do this.  I will be usingthis blog to basg Godzilla who is just like Hexxus from Fern Gully.  I loathe Godzilla for the following reasons:

1. He originates form man distorting nature
2. He is a terrorist into needless destruction
3. He embodies might makes right
4. He fosters an informal logical fallacy known as appeal to force (argumentum ad baculum)

Both Godzilla and Hexxus derive energy from pullution, are very destructive, seek revenge, and issue out threats.  The two are the same type of characters and both of them are WORSE than any Sando Aqua Monster.

Godzilla

Hexxus

Cloverfield Monster

Despite what those who disagree say, the Cloverfield monster is one of the very few beasts that can slay Godzilla along with Mecha Godzilla.  The Cloverfield Monster is not at all like Godzilla or Hexxus in that its only reason for its city-devastating rampage was that it was a lost juvinille from its mother in a foreign environment.  This spooked the animal to the nth degree as to why it went on its rampage.  This can all b e proven in "I Saw It!  It's Alive! It's Huge!"





Clover Busts On Sando

One day in a massive bar for leviathans, Sando Aqua Menace had grabbed Colo Claw Fish and was planning to sadistically torture the poor eel before biting him in two and eating him for lunch.  Colo screamed in terror, "Help me!"  Sando laughed, "Lunch eel, nobody will save you now, your fate is so sealed and you are so doomed that it gives me intense arousal and excitement!  Haw haw ha ha ha he he he he!"   Then a voice roared, "Sando, what are you doing because whatever it is, I don't like it!"  Sando then turned and saw a larger behemoth approaching him from the direction the voice came.  Sando said, "Whoever you are, this is between me and my lunch eel, you stay out of it."  "If you are intent on picking on that poor Colo Claw in any way, shape, or form, then you have a serious problem with me" growled the mighty hero.  Sando asked in sheer shock, "Who are you?"  The heroic challenger answered in rage, "I am the Cloverfield leviathan,  and I have come to protect Colo Claw Fish from you Sando Aqua Menace!  Let that Colo go or else I will rip you apart!"  Sando rebelled against Clover's threat and warning and then attempted to flee carrying Colo with him but Clover was able to act too quickly.

Sando did not get very far before Clover grabbed his tail.  He struggled trying to escape but it was clear  that Clover would never let him escape. Sando tried very hard to free himself from Clover's grasp but his tail was getting tired.  Clover then pulled Sando closer and the reprobate let go of Colo Claw before ever harming him as a result.  Clover then held Sando by the neck in an attempt to teach him a lesson.

Sando said, "Cloverfield, let me go!  Thanks to you, my lunch eel got away unscathed.  I respond to the Force that I have with me at all times and your abilities to protect my lunch eel and to overpower me are nothing next to the power of the Force.  Biting Colo Eels in two and eating them for lunch is the will of the Force rather you like it or not!  Haw haw ha ha ha he he he he!"  Clover replied, "Sando Aqua Menace, there you go with open defiance and do not pull the "haw haw ha ha ha he he he he" laugh on me because I am fully capable of tearing you up and I have the upper hand, do you understand me?  And don't even get me started on that supposed  "Force" because it is a creation of SICK BRAINS and it clearly does not exist!  It totally infuriates me when you say that cruelty towards Colo Claw Fish is the will of the Force!  Don't make me destroy you!"  Sando defiantly said, "Wow just wow Cloverfield, you are really turning to the dark side with your threats of ripping me apart for carrying out the will of the force just because you don't like it!  I will rip my lunch eel in two rather you like it or not, haw haw ha ha ha he he he he!"  Clover screamed in a fit of rage, "I warned you and you are being defiant, you have sealed your own fate now and you are officially doomed!"  Clover ripped Sando apart and ate the Sando.

A Proposal: Cloverfield Naboo

I strongly advocate an anti-bullying Cloverfield film set in the seas of Naboo in which my flagship leviathan takes on Naboo's sadistic deep-sea denizen.  The premise is that Sando Aqua Monsters are being thugilicious bullies who get arousal and excitement out of ripping Colo Claw Fish in two and then eating them.  The Cloverfield beast would be the bigger and tougher guy that the Sando Aqua Bullies run into and Clover would be a Colo Claw Fish Protector.  I call for Lucasfilm, Paramount Pictures, and Bad Robot Productions to make this excellent anti-bullying cosmic hit.  I see someone else on YouTube in the comments section of a Cloverfield-related YouTube video completely agrees with me on this; if you too agree, feel free to leave a comment on this post.

My Flagship Leviathan

 Versus

Naboo's sadistic deep sea denizen

Cloverfield wins, hands down!