What I should have done long ago back in 1999

I have just figured out that had I done what I should have done in 1999 following the release of Star Wars Episode I as early as late May that year, that I would have envisioned the Sandworms of Dune swallowing Sando Aqua Monsters as payback for torturing and eating Colo Claw Fish.  The reason why I did not do what I should have done regarding the Sando in 1999 was because I had my stuff rudely taken away in an effort to foist Star Wars onto me which is a long story that will not be discussed in this particular post.  However, I had some indecision on whether or not to proceed with Shai-Hulud swallowing Sando due the to possibility of Christophrenic messages in Dune.  So I weighed the pros and cons and found out that it was four to one in favor, hence this specific blog entry.  The Sandworms in Dune were another part of my childhood and my favorite part of that entire film was the clip featured in the video below.  I would much rather watch that Sandrider segment of Dune in which Paul Muad'dib rides a gigantic Sandworm that the TPM underwater scene in which a Sando Aqua Monster bites a Colo Claw Fish in half any day!

If a Sando Aqua Monster and an Arrakis Sandworm were to clash, the Sandworm would win for the following reasons.  First of all, Sando Aqua Monsters are 160-200 meters in total body length while Arakkis Sandworms can grow up to a whopping 450 meters in body length.  Plus Sandworms have a maw that is 80 meters wide, wide enough to swallow a Sando Aqua Monster.  Sandworms are attracted to loud thumping noises and if the Sando wee to walk on Arrakis, it would most certainly walk in rhythm and make loud thumping noises that would attract Shai-Hulud to get it the exact same way as that spice harvester from another segment of Dune.

I also should have used the Jupiter "Floaters" and "Hunters" from Carl Sagan's Cosmos against the Sando Aqua Monster, but did not since I had them taken away before TPM opened in theaters.  The Jovian floaters are vast living hot-air balloons envisioned to be kilometers across and vastly larger than any Sando Aqua Monster, beings the size of cities.  The hunters are smaller winged predators that feed on the floaters.  The floaters were featured in the conclusion of chapter/episode 2 of Cosmos called "One Voice In The Cosmic Fugue" and is one of my favorite parts in Cosmos.  Had I not had my floaters taken away, I would have mentally escaped from the TPM underwater scene to the Jupiter alien life caption in Cosmos definitely taking Colo Claw Fish with me.

Jupiter "Floaters" and "Hunters" (Cosmos)

Colo Claw Fish

Taking away Project Orion II from me in 1999 (especially from Sunday, March 21 until Sunday, August 8 that year) coupled with indecision on my part is at the very heart of the matter as to why I did not do what I am doing in this entry when I should have done it in 1999.

Colo Claw Fish (dorsal view)




Team Star Fox Versus Sando Aqua Monsters

In this post, I will talk about why the awesome Team Star Fox is victorious over any Sando Aqua Monster on all fronts.  Star Fox is my favorite story featuring starfighters, anthro animals are fine by me, I am color blind to such difference as Gene Roddenberry was.  I definitely prefer Star Fox over Star Wars any day.

Team Star Fox Symbol

Star Fox is a Nintendo video game series that was first started in the year 1993 during the time of the Super Nintendo (SNES).  The Original Star Fox video game did not have the Team Star Fox Mothersip known as the Great Fox.  The seeds of the Great Fox were sewn in a Star Fox 2 video game that was designed for the SNES, but was probably cancelled due to the introduction of the Nintendo 64 by 1996.  Star Fox 64 was the first Star Fox video game to fully feature the Great Fox.  There were other Star Fox videos games that came after for the later Nintendo Gamecube called Star Fox Adventures (2002) and Star Fox Assault (2005).  The main villains of Star Fox include the Emperor Andross and the Aparoid Queen.  There were a few Star Fox games created after Star Fox Assault.  Now that I have told you a little bit about Star Fox, I will tell you about exactly why Team Star Fox will defeat any Sando Aqua Monster (including Force sensitive Sandos and Sando Aqua Jedi Knights).

First of all, Arwings can fly while the Sando Aqua Jedi cannot even fly.  Secondly, Arwings are both a lot faster and far more maneuverable than any Sando Aqua Monster could be in their dreams.  Thirdly, Arwings have deflector shields that take many hits before going down, it is very obvious that Sando Aqua Monsters have no deflector shields.  An Arwing's lasers realistically should move at the speed of light unless they are high-yield plasma, which in that case would go close to the speed of light.  Either way, the Sando Aqua Jedi has no time ot react.  Arwings also carry smart nova bombs that do serious damage and are capable of killing any Sando Aqua Monster in one go.  The Great Fox's two massive turrets can even blasy entire asteroids with only one shot; therefore, would overpower and crush the Sando Aqua Jedi that Tussy created in one shot.  Fox McCloud's piloting prowess is unmatched.  The Force will not be able to save the Sando Aqua Jedi since it is utter bollocks and the creation of SICK brains along with Zombie Jesus.  It is not possible for that Jedi Sando Aqua Monster to defeat Team Star Fox for the obvious reasons that I have stated.

I am angry at the Sando Aqua Monster for torturing and eating Colo Claw Fish.  I have strong feelings in favor of protecting Colo Claw Fish and I am a staunch Colo Claw Fish protector.  I consider it a felony to kill Colo Claw Fish.  The Sando Aqua Criminal is proven guilty beyond all measure when charged with the horrendous crime of biting Colo Claw Fish in two and eating them.  Sando Aqua Monsters are CRIMINALS!

Great Fox: Rigged to be used as a Colo Claw Fish transport



Arwing

Versus

Tussy's Sando Aqua Jedi

The moral of this post is that it is wrong to eat certain things and it is a FACT that it is wrong to eat Colo Claw Fish.

Hit The Road Jack!

In this post, I will mark the occasion of Project Orion II's triumph over the Sando Aqua Monster on all fronts.  This post is inspired by an oldie from the 1950s written and performed by Ray Charles called Hit The Road Jack!  It will start with a forceful argument that Jack Impcus says the Seamour the Colo Claw Fish.  Jack is highly effemophobic and freaks out everytime he sees an effeminate creature, especially when he sees a Colo Claw Fish who is 100% feminine with not a smidgen of masculinity in them.  Seamour is ultra effeminate and is very touchy feely and he is devoid of any "manly" traits since he is so relaxed and totally at peace.  Jack's son; Freddie Impcus (a.k.a. Mr. FTL or Faster-Than-Light-Freddie, or FTL Boy) is a fool who keeps insisting on FTL drive and refuses to learn the equations that prove that FTL doesn't work.  Seamour is highly educated and knows that FTL is impossible.

Appeal to Force (Argumentum ad Baculum): Meaning argument of the "stick" or the "CUDGEL"!

One day Mr FTL went to a pier in one of Seamour's most frequent coastal haunts and he saw Seamour.  Freddie said, "Seamour; my names is Freddie Impcus, I am scxared of all of those Einsteiniacs who are in complete control of astronomy and aerospace.  Those FTL-hating goons would bar anyone who appreciates faster-than-light travel from fields such as physics, astronomy, and even aerospace.  The Speed Of Light Empire lead by the two theoretical despots of Albert and Henry is oppressing poor FTL boys like me.  Those "mathematical equations" that the Lightspeed Empire tries to "teach" me are just scientific edicts solely designed to restrict any FTL freedoms."  Seamour replied, "Freddie, there you go being a fool.  First of all, there is no such thing as "theoretical despots", "Einsteiniacs", or the "Speed Of Light Empire", I have heard that you blather on about them on a daily basis and ti is getting really annoying.  The reason that you are not allowed into astronomy or aerospace is because you insist on handwavium wishful thinking.  Albert and Henry are not dictators, they are just trying to describe the universe.  The equations that you fear are facts, not edicts."  Mr FTL replied, "Seamour, you are a full-fledged Einsteiniac and a member of the Speed Of Light Empire because you too are trying to take away my FTL freedoms!  If you keep telling me that FTL sucks, I will summon a Sando Aqua Monster to eat you for LUNCH!  The Sando Aqua Monster torturing and eating you will strike fear into the hearts of all other Einsteiniacs and the send shock and fright throughout the entire Lightspeed Empire."  Seamour said, "Mr FTL, I will not give into your appeal to force and will keep telling you reality.  The reason that an object cannot travel at or beyond the speed of light is 1) you mass increases as you get closer to lightspeed, 2) time slows down as you accelerate closer to the speed of light, and 3) your length contracts as you approach c.  The speed of light is the cosmic speed limit."  FTL's dad, Jack Impcus, ceme at that time and was flipping out over Seamour's feminine energy.

Jack said, "Seamour the Colo Claw Fish, I order you to stop being so effeminate, you are a sissy eel, I HATE your girly fins and your womanish belly.  I also HATE your eyelashes and lipstick, it shows how much of a milksop eel you truly are.  All guys have to be manly and ready to fight and be firmed up, not have floppy fins let alone flirt them.  If you don't do as I say girly eel and continue to be a sissy, I will summon a Sando Aqua Monster and he will torture you and eat you for LUNCH!  If the Sando Aqua Monster forces you to stop being such a pansy eel, then that proves that manliness is the beat way of life ever!"  Seamour rebelled against the Ad Baculum and said, "Jack, I refuse to give into your appeal to force and will continue to be totally womanish.  An appeal to force is an informal logical fallacy in which the arguer threatens the persuadee that unpleasant consequences will follow if they do not accept the conclusion.  This is illogical because the threat of force does not necessarily prove the conclusion to be correct.  Your threat of the Sando Aqua Monster does not prove that manliness is glorious or that I should stop acting like a girl.  I love acting like a girl and the reason I act like a girl is to bring peace and to end wars.  Manliness can be harmful and can fuel wars."  Jack exploded, "Colo Claw Pansy, how dare you defy me and vow to keep on acting like a girl, you are now doomed as Sando chow!  Sando Aqua Monster, I have a freaky Colo Claw Fish who insists on acting like a girl despite my glorious force argument!"  Mr FTL said, "Einsteiniac Eel, your fate has been sealed and your doom will signal the end of the tyrannical Speed Of Light Empire.  Dad, you are my hero."  A Sando Aqua Monster came and said, "Seamour, I am more than eager to torture you, bite you in two, and eat you for lunch, you are so doomed since you chose to act like a girl despite the manly Jack telling you to stop and tried to take away Mr FTL's freedom to go faster-than-light.  Come to me my eel prey so I can rip you in half and eat you!  Haw haw ha ha ha he he he he!"  This Sando Aqua Monster incident did not go unnoticed by Majel Nichols who was already having so many problems with Jack such as his Andross obsession and Halo fixation.

As it turned out, Majel Nichols had sufficient Sando Aqua Monster repellent and she used it to protect Seymour from the Sando Aqua Monster.  Majel shouted, "Take that Sando Aqua Vermin, leave the Colo Claw Fish alone, he is under my protection!"  The Sando Aqua Monster got snorting attacks to the point of leaving.  Seamour said, "Thank you Majel Nichols for saving my life from Jack and Mr FTL's Sando Aqua Monster."  For Majel Nichols, this Sando Aqua Monster threat aimed at Seamour the Colo Claw Fish was the last straw for her with regards to Jack.  Majel Nichols shouted, "Jack, how dare you threaten that Colo Claw Fish just because he acts like a girl.  I want you to pack up your stuff and leave right now and never come back here ever again!  Take your foolsih son with you too, I am suck and tired of putting up with his FTL nonsense too."  Then Majel sang this song in the video to Jack.

Fox McCloud from Team Star Fox was also there when this Sando incident occurred.  Majel said, "Fox McCloud, follow Jack's truck in your Arwing and make sure he never turns back as he and his FTL Brat leave.  I was barely able to save the life of Seamour the Colo Claw Fish from that Sando Aqua Monster that Jack called."  Fox said, "My pleasure Majel.  Jack and Freddie, you are leaving and I will supervise you in order to make sure that you leave. and never come back.  Seamour, I feel sorry for you that Jack and his son intimidated you with the Sando Aqua Monster."  Jack and Mr FTL packed up their stuff and left in his truck, which had a chute that was pointed skyward.

As Fox followed Jack, he saw objects that resembled flat briefcases being chucked up at his Arwing.  One of the few objects hit Fox's cockpit and revealed disgusting contents such as earthworms, slugs, snails, and roaches.  Fox contacted Jack and asked, "Jack, are you launching briefcases with gross contents at me?"  Jack responded, "Yes I am McCloud, the briefcases that you are referring to are called Jack Meals.  My Jack Meals will gross up your Arwing and make the great Emperor Andross very proud of my Chevy."  Fox replied, "Jack, do i have to report you for littery, this is not only aggressive, it is also littering since it is leaving trash on the ground by default.  I bet that some clean up crews or someone is going to have to pick up those Jack Meals of yours that you are firing at me."  Fox followed Jack and Freddie until he was far enough away from Seamour and Majel.

Starship Enterprise Versus Jedi Sando Aqua Monster

In the previous post, I mentioned Tussy and her Sando Aqua Jedi artwork found on Star Wars Artists' Guild (SWAG).  In this post, you will see an image of that exact same Sando Aqua Jedi that Tussy drew out of sheer affection for the abominable creatures.  This post will have Tussy's Sando Jedi up against a more formidable and very famous opponent in outer space, the Starship Enterprise from the glorious Star Trek!  In this scenario, the USS Enterprise will be assigned to protect Colo Claw Fish from that Jedi Sando Aqua Terrorist.  Scotty would get an all-day erection from the sight of a Colo Claw Fish's sexy eel-like body.  The Sando Aqua Jedi teases Scotty by calling the USS Enterpise a "junk bucket" just to piss him off.  The Sando Aqua Jedi senses that the Enterprise is Scotty's baby and that he takes care of that ship.  Scotty as usual when confronted with such insults directed at the Enterprise explodes and screams at the top of his lungs at the much larger Sando Aqua Monster.  James T Kirk too is very furious with the Sando Aqua Jedi and wants to defeat him.  The deluded leviathan thinks that is imaginary friend called the "Force" will actually protect him from his more powerful Star Trek opponent.  But as you will see, the Sando Aqua Terrorist will be in for the ultimate shock because of the simple fact of life that reality always wins.  Tussy, I am an atheist; meaning someone who is mentally healthy, and that is why I know that the Force is bollocks not unlike schizophrenia.  Tussy, I strongly recommend that you watch the Star Trek TOS episode "Who Mourns For Adonais".  The word "adonai" means things like god and anointed one.  There is no such thing as God or the Force, and belief in God or the Force for example is what I fondly refer to as "adonaiphrenia" since religion is basically organized schizophrenia.  Watch Dr Sapolsky's lecture on religion and check out Calpurnpiso's Philosophy for more information.  Gene Roddenberry was another great atheist who in "Who Mourns For Adonais" was calling all christophrenics and other adonaiphrenics the deluded nuts that they are!  This post will be calling adonaiphreni (including Christophrenia and the Force) deluded nuts in the guise of science fiction too.  Tussy, you are DELUDED NUTS for believing in the Force just like all of those Christophrena-infected imbeciles are for believing is ressurrected zombies that save with blood such as Zombie Jesus.

Starship Enterprise

Versus

Tussy's Asinine Fantasy: Jedi Sando Aqua Monster

The USS Enterprise operates in outer space while the Sando Aqua Jedi cannot even fly!  The USS Enterprise carries photon torpedoes and phaser banks, the Sando Jedi only has a large lightsaber that can block some shots (assuming that they move slower than bullets), which will obviously not be the case for realistic reasons.  The USS Enterprise uses Alcubierre Drive; commonly known as warp drive, and deflector shields as well.  The Sando Aqua Jedi would be helplessly outgunned, outmatched, and outperformed by the USS Enterprise.  The winner is obvious, the USS Enterprise wins, no contest.  The "Force" will not do the Sando Aqua Jedi any good against a fully equipped starship opponent since it is just hokey superstition. 


Starship Enterprise

Protects & Befriends

Colo Claw Fish

Tussy The Sando Girl

For several years I had a sneaky feeling that some Starwoids would admire and glorify the Sando Aqua Monster that I despise.  The word "Starwoid" is a term for a Star Wars fan like the word "Trekkie" is a term for a Star Trek fan.  To some extent, my suspicions have been confirmed, there are avid Starwoids who really LOVE Sando Aqua Monsters!  You will see that this is no joke, allow me to give you an example which can be found on Star Wars Artists' Guild (SWAG).  There are a couple of imbeciles who love Sando Aqua Monsters, their online pseudonyms are VashKnives and Tusserk (a.k.a. Tussy).  Tussy is such a massive fan of Sando Aqua Monsters that she drew this idiotic image of a Jedi Sando Aqua Monster at the request of VashKnives.  Tussy is obsessed with the cosmic vermin and brags about how they are sensitive to the "Force".  NEWSFLASH Tussy, the "Force" will not save your beloved Sando Aqua Monster from more formidable forces such as Godzilla, Cloverfield, Project Orion II, Team Star Fox, or the Starship Enterprise for example and this is just the tip of the iceberg!  Tussy, from what I read about Sando Aqua Monsters on official credible Star Wars sources including Star Wars sourcebooks such as The Wildlife Of Star Wars and websites such as the Official Star Wars Website and Wookipedia, I have not seen anything to suggest that they respond to the Force.  Either put up (meaning showing actual evidence form offical Star Wars soruces on Sando Aqua Monsters, NOT fan fiction sources) or SHUT THE FUCK UP!>:-D!  Tussy and I ware both born in October of the year 1983.  Tussy's birthday is October 4 and my birthday is October 25.


My favorite leviathan: Clover from Cloverfield



The Tragedy of Cranky Crabby

Ever  since Cranky Crabby and Lobo Lobsterito were plankton larvae of their species, they were best friends.  When Cranky and Lobo were grown up, a chef from a seaside seafood restaurant on a pier started to pursue them.  Cranky and Lobo had an underwater version of a car in which they evaded that chef.  Lobo shouted, "Cranky, the chef is getting closer, lock the door!"  Cranky locked the door but the chef had a means to bust into the sea car and he grabbed both Lobo and Cranky and taped their claws.  The chef laughed, "You two are coming with me to my restaurant on the pier where I will enjoy every second of cooking you!"  Cranky were placed in a tank and were both scared.  Cranky said, "Lobo, if one or both of us escape, we will turn to breathtaking obsessive compulsive disorder to make sure this chef crisis never happens again."  Lobo said, "I agree but the chances of both of us escaping are not promising, it is more likely that just one of us will escape, and you are the most likely to escape."

The Chef

Then the chef came and picked up both Cranky and Lobo out of the tank and said, "Today is going to be glorious because I will enjoy the thrill of your doom!"  Cranky rubbed his taped claws against any thing that  could catch the tape on in order to remove it.  The chef decided to cook Lobo first.  As  the Chef placed Lobo into a boiling pot, Cranky pinched the chef in an effort to save himself and Lobo.  Cranky then ran away but Lobo was not so lucky.  The Chef sealed Lobo's fate and placed him in the boiling pot and then went to get first aid since Cranky drew blood.  Cranky then made his way to the exit and barely escaped before  the chef went back to work and plopped into the sea below.

Lobo Lobsterito's Death

Following the chef trauma, Cranky Crabby declared that he would be obsessive-compulsive and have OCD as a security blanket.

Cranky Crabby

Then some mysterious aliens on a survey mission to Earth crossed paths with Cranky Crabby and took him in their spacecraft.  The aliens had sympathy for Cranky and wanted to take him to what would be a safer place for him.  Cranky was delivered to a watery planet within a hundred light-years from Earth there he found a new best friend who was a Sando Aqua Monster named Sabirius ChaKhan.  Sabirius is notorious for feeding others' obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD).

Sabirius ChaKhan

Sabirius said, "Hello there little fellow, I am Sabirius ChaKhan, I am a Sando Aqua Monster who defends OCD."  Cranky replied, "Sabirius, it is a pleasure to meet you, I am Cranky Crabby, obsessive-compulsive disorder is vital to my survival since a chef up to 100 light-years away cooked my best friend Lobo Lobsterito and almost cooked me."  Sabirius said, "Cranky, you have a new best friend, me!  I must warn you about one particular rebellious Colo Claw Fish who seeks to make all OCD lovers miserable, his name is Kyro Sparkles Seymour.  Colo Claw Fish live in caves in the deepest parts of the oceans here up to 15 clicks deep and they love to tease anyone who needs their OCD."  Cranky said, "Sabirius, I will be careful when I go to the deepest caves, and I have this lantern that the space travelers to transported me here gave me to uphold my OCD."  Cranky then started to venture to the caves just above the deepest trenches.  Sabirius said, "Good luck and do not let Kyro get you."

Cranky cautiously descended into one of the deepest caves and held his lantern and his OCD close to him and said, "I sure hope that Kyro does not find me, especially since I am out of reach of my Sando Sentinel." Cranky then noticed a string of blue lights in front of him and he knew that it might me a Colo Claw Fish; therefore, feared that it might be Kyro.  Cranky asked in fear, "Are those blue lights a Colo Claw Fish?"  A voice emanated form the lights saying, "I am a Colo Claw Fish."  Cranky said, "I am a crab and my name is Cranky Crabby from a planet up to 100 light-years away."  The Colo Claw Fish said, "Cranky Crabby,  my name is Kyro Sparkles Seymour."  Cranky said, "My best friend, a Sando Aqua Monster named Sabirius ChaKhan warned me about you Kyro."  Kyro asked, "Cranky, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?  I think you have OCD from your tone of voice, please do not deny it.  Sabirius obsesses with cutting me in two with his meat  cleaver named "Cleavy" and eating me for lunch all because I discourage OCD."  Cranky answered, "Yes Kyro, I do have obsessive-compulsive disorder, it is essential to my survival so I do not end up with a nasty chef again like I did on a planet up to 100 light-years away."  Kyro replied, "Cranky, you seriously need to lighten up and get over that OCD, I am a party eel who is relaxed and fun-loving, you on the other hand are constantly paranoid."

Straw Man Fallacy

Cranky said, "Kyro, you just want to make anyone who happens to love their OCD as miserable as possible just to make yourself feel good.  You are a button pusher who likes to think of himself as cool, you are just teasing me, so OCD must be preserved."  Kyro said, "I do smell a logical fallacy, it is called a straw man fallacy.  A straw man fallacy is an informal logical fallacy that distorts an opponent's position and later claims to heroically defeat their opponent in a debate.  You totally distorted my argument and what you said about me has no basis in reality.  The reason I want others to get over their obsessive-compulsive disorder is so they can lighten up and enjoy life like I do, it makes me sad to see others constantly anxious and paranoid."  Cranky began to lose control.

Force Argument (Argumentum ad Baculum)

Cranky shouted, "Kyro, obsessive-compulsive disorder is by far the BEST security blanket ever!  I need my precious OCD vitals so I do not end up in another horrible situation like that nasty chef again!  If you don't believe me and keep trying to deprive me of my OCD essentials, I will summon Sabirius ChaKhan and he will use Cleavy you cut you in half and eat you for LUNCH!"  Kyro replied, "Cranky, I will not give into your force argument.  A force argument (argumentum ad baculum) is an informal logical fallacy in which the arguer threatens the persuadee that unpleasant consequences will follow if they disagree with the arguer's conclusion.  This is illogical because threats do not necessarily prove the conclusion to be correct.  By threatening to have Sabirius cut me in two, you are seriously losing control.  I will still keep telling you to get treatment for and to get rid of you OCD."  Cranky then stormed out and headed back to Sabirius.

When Cranky reunited with Sabirius, Sabirius asked, "What is wrong Cranky, did you encounter Kyro?  Did Kyro try to strip you of your OCD vitals?"  Cranky answered in fear, "Yes Sabirius, I did encounter Kyro and he did try to take away my OCD essentials, plus he called what you said about him trying to make OCD folks upset a "straw man fallacy" and claimed that it "distorts" his position against OCD.  I rightfully warned him about you and he cried "force argument" in response.  I want you to cut Kyro up in two and have him for LUNCH for rebelling against me."  Sabirius said, "My pleasure, I will get intense pleasure out of cutting Kyro in half.  Haw haw ha ha ha he he he he!  Kyro, I order you to get out of your cozy cave so I can cut you in two with Cleavy and eat you for LUNCH for dishonoring thy OCD crab!"  Kyro heard Sabirius and hid under a large blanket out of Sabirius' reach in terror.  Yes, Kyro covered himself up completely.

The Dodecahedron: Symbol of Project Orion II

Then a bullet-like submersible with a dodecahedron darted past Sabirius into the cave.  The pilot noticed a large blanket with shivers of fear under it.  The pilot asked, "Are you scared of the Sando Aqua Monster, I am betting that you are a Colo Claw Fish."  A voice from under the blanket answered, "I am an ultra effeminate, fun-loving and peace-loving Colo Claw Fish named Kyro Sparkles Seymour and I am scared.  The Sando Aqua Monster that you are referring to is Sabirius ChaKhan and he is planning to cut me in two with a large meat cleaver because I told a crab to get rid of his OCD.  The pilot said, "I am Timothy Sagan and I come here to escort you to a starship that will take you far away to a safer planet.  I will escort and protect you from Sabirius ChaKhan."  Kyro said, "Thank you Timothy Sagan, I will swim with you."  Kyro took his blanket with him.

As Kyro and Timothy exited the cave, Sabirius laughed, "Girly Eel, you think that the punite is going to protect you from me, haw haw ha ha ha he he he he!"  Timothy said, "Sabirius ChaKhan, I will protect Kyro Seymour from you in the style of The Eagle And The Beetle.  I am like the beetle and you are my eagle!"  Timothy discharged eleven liters of strong Sando repellent at Sabirius so he would become so uncomfortable that he left.  Kyro said, "What you just discharged was an excellent defense, you just sent Sabirius packing.  Thank you for protecting me.  You proved Sabirius wrong about you and foiled Cranky Crabby's force argument."  Cranky was still in the area despite Sabirius making a run for it. Timothy said, "I see a distraught crab."  Kyro relied, "The disturbed crab that you are referring to is Cranky Crabby who threatened me in order to keep his obsessive-compulsive disorder.  Cranky, you are coming with me."  Kyro picked up Cranky and Cranky screamed, "Let me go you flashy eel, your naked eel body offends me!"  Kyro replied, "Cranky, you need to get control, and you will see a glorious stern psychiatrist who will crack down on your OCD and treat it."  Kyro, Cranky, and Timothy ascended to the starship that was waiting to take them into deep space.  Once on board, Kyro got cozy and covered up his sexy eel body with his blanket before the ship took off.  Cranky made a scene since he knew that he could no longer threaten Kyro with Sando Aqua Monsters.


Colo Claw Fish Carrying Spacecraft

 As the Bussard Ramjet accelerated, Kyro fell fast asleep and began to hibernate.